So when we were in England Holli found me a boy! He is a toy boy that expands in water and grows to 200% his size over the course of 72 hours but it's a boy nonetheless! If only I could kiss him and make him real! :-) However he's blond and I don't do blonds! I guess I could dye his hair!
He might be Tarzan's brother and he has a club foot, but he's all mine! But the speedos have got to go!
In the water he goes! 72 hours feels like an eternity when you're waiting for your boy to grow.......physically!
He developed another club foot and broke his neck in the glass or just has a permanent tilt to the side!
I don't think he will keep me warm on a cold and lonely night but it was the thought that counts! Thanks Hols! :-) Doesn't it look like his head is sitting on his shoulder?